Pre-season gibberish
What do pre-season games tell us? I’d say roughly about a summer league game multiplied by the rookie/sophomore challenge at the All Star Weekend which produces such glorious games like the Nets and 76ers where the Nets bench players combined to shoot 19 of 43 (34%) from the field. Thank you Jason Kapono for absolutely nothing.
However there are always gems amongst the rough is you are willing to search. I’ll highlight some of my favorites from the first big day of pre-season games and reasons to get excited!
Brook Lopez: Keeping to the Nets theme I have aptly established, BroLo just dominated. Sure, it was against Spencer Hawes and Craig Brackins but 24 points, 7 rebounds with 8-10ft’s in only 22 minutes tells me two things. 1) he knows how to beat up bad opponents which is always handy to rely on, and 2) he has the fire in his belly after Kiki V. was dumped for Avery Johnson. I had the displeasure of seeing Lopez not once, not twice, but THREE freakin’ times in the flesh last season and not once did he play well. His team wouldn’t give him the ball despite him being in the post for a full 10 seconds demanding it, instead chucking it to Yi Jianliang for another mis guided 26 foot three pointer. His coach would sub him out regardless of how the team was doing. And worst, he was in constant foul trouble… even against OKC and the Cavs, who were two of the smaller front courts last season. This is a good sign going forward and I have him locked in as the fourth best center option this year, behind Dwight, Pau and Amar’e (why do Centers get mad first names?). Is there anything better than a super efficient big man? Well, perhaps but it’s pretty gravy.
Terrence Williams: I promise I’ll stop picking Net’s players after this. Also, Wikipedia says him name is ‘T-Will’ but I think it’s boring and unimaginative. His middle name is Deshon and he own’s over 300 pairs of shoes, surely the basketball world can do better? (Shoe-shon? Noshed? Terrence the Menance? suggestions people). Anyway, Williams really impressed with 20 points and 8 assists despite not starting. Coach will see through the thin vaneer that is Anthony Morrow and you can expect more of this play in the future. Williams literally killed it coming down the stretch last year, partially because everyone else had given up on the Nets, but also because he has skillz. I mentioned him in the triple double post a few weeks back and it seems nothing has changed in that time (surprising?). If you like to draft fliers, nab him early because I’m sure you’ll have some competition.
Tyrus Thomas: I was physically ill when I read the Cavs starting 5 for their practice match against the Bobcats (Sessions, Parker, Graham, Jamison, Hollins) but then I fully recovered when I saw Thomas light it up in the way only he can. 3-10 from the field and 5-12 from the line aren’t exactly impressive numbers, but 9 boards, 3 assists, 3 steals and a block are tasty morsels for those of us that crave more than just efficiency. Boris Diaw is not exactly flavor of the month and I can just see Larry Brown leaning on Gerald Wallace and Thomas more and more as the season goes on. He might not start, but 30+ minutes off the bench means his he is more relevant than ever in terms of fantasy production.
(sidenote: this game was atrocious. The teams shot a combined 33.9% from the field on over 150 shots and could only muster up 31 assists for the entire game)
Greg Monroe: What’s the biggest fantasy story of this game? LeBron and his new team of side kicks? Dwyane Wade getting injured within 4 minutes? T-Mac’s epic debut of -16 in 8 minutes without taking a shot? Maybe if the year was 2003, but it’s not. Greg Monroe is the the bee’s knees. A big man who can pass and is as unselfish as they come. Did I mention he can shoot free throws? Ben Wallace is fine to have on the floor for long periods of time when you don’t actually want to win basketball games, but eventually the Pistons will change their attitude (I’m predicting about Christmas) and will attempt to gather some W’s. There are a lot of offensively minded players on this pathetic excuse for an NBA franchise (Hamilton, Stucky, Gordon, Villaneuva etc) but as an incessant optimist, I am hoping that Detroit fans demand Monroe plays more and more minutes as the season progressives because his talent is just too great to leave sitting on the pine. When him and swedish heart throb Jonas Jerebko manage to play nice alongside each other, it’s going to be a real treat.
Kyle Korver: It’s pretty hard to take anything out of a game involving the Bucks when they have Bogut, Maggette, Salmons AND Michael Redd sitting on the bench, but gosh darnit, Ashton Kutcher just looks so good playing basketball for the Chicago Bulls. The worst thing that ever happened to the 2009-10 Bulls was when Ben Gordon wasn’t paid enough money to stay and help Derrick Rose. Korver has learnt the hard way under Jerry Sloan, working out how to play to his point guards strengths, and now should finally shine with the promise of a lot of extra minutes. If you want a solid player who can hit three’s and chip in elsewhere and who might turn into something special, then Korver is your man (also featuring in this game, 20+ minutes from Brian Scalabrine).
Yao Ming: Yes he only played 12 minutes but that’s 12 more minutes than the ENTIRE last season. No field goals, no blocks and 2 turnovers. Not exactly the stuff of dreams but he was against the best Center in the league and hasn’t played proper basketball in 12+ months. I’ll take that. Ming is not going to be fantasy gold like he once was as he will be limited to restricted minutes…. but….. if the Rockets start winning games and he has anything to do with it, you can bet your ass there will be calls for more and by about January, those calls will be irresistible.
The Wizards: I’d love to get on board the bandwagon nice and early, but this is all I’m going to say. This is a train wreck waiting to happen, fantasy wise. Rookies, inexperience, crazies and Yi Jianliang. People, open your eyes! Yes John Wall will be value, but don’t forget every single rookie hits the wall eventually (I am shamelessly giggling uncontrollably right now). No-one else really excites me and if another person says JaVale McGee I will personally hunt them down. Who couldn’t get 6 blocks playing against Dominique Jones and DeShawn Stevenson? The dude once served me a burger in downtown Georgetown (or so says my travelling companion when drunk), I will never take him seriously.
Robin Lopez and Jason Richardson: All the rumors are true. This pair are going to be epic this season. Leave you Channing Frye’s at the door please.
And finally,
Tyreke Evans: Let it be known I have never enjoyed Tyreke Evans. As I don’t watch a lot of Kings games (grand total in the last two years: 0.5), I got annoyed with him quickly when I should of taken him off the free agent list before anyone else. Petty? Yes. Rational? Not exactly. But I’ll admit it. If the dude can hit his free throws this season (not too worried about threes), I might just fall in love. Points, assists, ball control… what else do you need?
Some (of the many) myths about the 2010-11 Fantasy Basketball Season
“Surely nobody saw the sorry collection of talent I overpaid to assemble proceed to underachieve spectacularly. At least, I hope nobody saw that.”
According to Doc Funk, this is what Bryan Colangelo is saying when he talks about the ‘failings’ of Chris Bosh. More power to you Mr Funk. But to totally take this quote out of perspective, it applies to so many other things in life apart from bad Toronto Raptor player contracts. Like fantasy picks. Over-priced, half-baked players (not just Michael Beasley) who get by on past achievements and their good looks (and not just Joakim Noah). The rankings have started to appear but the mainstream, like everything else mainstream, often gets the easiest things wrong because popularity trumps smarts these days in almost every arena. So let’s break down some of the myths about certain fantasy players for the upcoming season.
Tyreke Evans > Rondo/Kidd: This just doesn’t add up for me. The Kings have all of a sudden become a pretty impressive list. They have added a legit power forward beast in DeMarcus Cousins who is going to be demanding the ball. Carl Landry is slotting in off the bench. Sam Dalembert is going have a ridiculous TRB%. At the start of last year it was the Jason Thompson sleeper contest. This year he is hardly talked about, indicating their depth. Francesco Garcia is back from his bouncy ball injury and Omri Casspi has grown up another year and is ready to showcase in cities apart from just New York. Evans isn’t going to get the opportunity to go improve on his 20/5/5 which by the way, was ONLY achieved because the whole organisation from the GM and coach down were spoon feeding him minutes to get to those stats. In March, he averaged a minute and a half more than his season average, despite playing for a team without a chance at making the playoffs. Everyone marks down Derrick Rose not being able to hit three’s, but Evans only managed .5 per game. Plus at the guard, like Rondo, he is destroying your FT% (75% on 6.5 per). The difference? Rondo is a legitimate triple double threat every single night whereas Evans is still learning the game on a beefed up team. Let it be clear. I’m not Evans hater. I just don’t see him above Kidd or Rondo on the PG pecking order this season. Point guards are meant to steal and get assists. Extra scoring and boards never hurt anyone, but if you can’t do the fundamentals of your position to an extremely high standard, you lose marks and fantasy value in my books.
Gilbert Arenas anywhere near Mo Williams (as seen on the Buser big board): This scares me. If there is only one player who could symbolize a Do Not Draft list, it would be Arenas. Two seasons destroyed by knee injuries. One season destroyed by gun charges. At least when Yao goes down he does it with style. Mo Williams has never been the man. He only lasted one season at the Jazz and with the Bucks there was always someone in front of him (Michael Redd of all people). Of course, at the Cavs all he has had to do is occasionally bring the ball up, knock down a couple of free throws per game and camp outside the three point line. This all changes. Mo Williams is THE MAN in Cleveland. Antwan Jamison is too old, J.J Hickson is too young. He is going to have a major season. And everyone is going to wait for him to fall for them. Be brave, take him early. And if you are even thinking about Arenas before the late 5th round, go watch some John Wall mix tapes and get back to me.
Paul Millsap not being awesome: If the last one scared me, this CBS ranking page is like a all consuming black hole. Now I know CBS uses some whacky points based system which is impossible to understand, but here are a few of the names of the ‘forwards’ before Millsap (who comes in at #56… not total… excluding all guards and centers). Corey Brewer; Thad Young; Shawn Marion; Grant Hill; and my personal favorite, the afore mentioned Jason Thompson at #47. Now Millsap isn’t going to light it up this season even with Boozer having exited stage right. Okur and Al Jefferson will soak up minutes, but this is the same Millsap who played in every game last season and managed 11.6 points/6.8 boards/1.2 blocks with 53% from the field in less than 28 minutes. With more opportunity (and that’s what he will get this season), these numbers will spike. But even if they didn’t, that list of hacks still shouldn’t be appearing on any rankings list come October.

Cheer up Perk, you don't have to sit with Mr. Glum anymore (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images North America)
Bill Walker playing more minutes than Kelenna Azubuike: You remember Bill Walker right? Sure you do. Celtics bench warmer. Good at looking glum. Has crazy eyes. Well, he arrived in NYC last season and found out that he was actually allowed on the court long enough to score some points. However, this Yahoo depth chart (dated 29 July) must be some sort of sycophant because it has him as the starting two guard! Sheesh. I guess all that time backing up Ray Allen must have taught him to shoot right? Well he did manage to knock down some three’s in the 27 games he did play but this was because Chris Duhon was the next best shooter after Gallo. But now this Knicks team doesn’t need Walker and his ability to mop up minutes while others are injured or should not be playing. Azubuike though, he can straight up ball. Injured for the majority of last season with the Warriors, the year before he was an actual effective player. 32 minutes per game, 14 and 5, with near 1-1-1 extras. Nothing to jump up and down about, but a lot more than anything you will see from Bill Walker this season.
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In some non-fantasy stuff. I just want to say, there are some very funny people on the internet. I know this stuff has probably been seen before, but it makes me laugh and on the off chance others haven’t seen it, check it out.
Followed closely by;
http://jeskeets.tumblr.com/post/866956695/kids-have-no-idea-how-much-money-nba-players-make
The real reason CP3 is staying with the Hornets.
Other basketball related stuff;
Best contracts under $40m by Hardwood P.
Fantasy outlook for the Rockets by GMTR.
And best of all, three fantasy experts (no, really) in the form of Jeff Andriesse, Tom Lorenzo and Greg Fox are having a live blog in about 3 hours by my count (Noon, American Eastern Standard Time). Check it out at Damn Lies and Statistics.
Two Man Draft – Round Two
Now that Jason over at fBasketballBlog has kicked off our two man draft, I’ll be tagging in and jumping to the second round. The idea here is not to make a simple list of players from 1 through to 156 (12 teams, 13 picks) but to try to think like owners and create teams which would be viable in the cut throat world of fantasy hoops. Some teams will be ‘all rounders’, while others will end up specializing in certain categories.

Shawn Kemp. No, he doesn't make an appearance in this draft, but I wish he did.
Before we begin, let it be known I have a bias against point guards and this is purely H2H stuff.
13. Steve Nash: While I dislike point guards, when you take David Lee and his lack of blocks, you don’t have much of a choice. Nash is the best left on the board. He is a perfect fit in the Suns system, and even without Amar’e on the pick ‘n roll, he will get his numbers. Mostly this is for assists but I see Nash taking a total leadership role this year which includes a higher scoring load, helping out points and threes. The Lee/Nash one-two hit puts this team in a great place to compete across all categories except blocks. With such a solid foundation, specialist players can be picked up later on to fill gaps.
14. Dwight Howard: You’ll be lucky to pick Howard up here in most leagues, but if you have the chance, you should take it. D12 rocks the entire package at the Center spot. Last year, he led the league with 13.2 boards and 2.8 blocks per game. Everyone knows about his deficiencies but with Gerald Wallace as the other pick, it’s time to start forgetting about free throws. Remember, there are still 8 other categories. Blocks are the hardest numbers to find in fantasy ball, but this team has already chalked up a significant advantage there. The underrated fact about Howard? He has only missed 3 games in the last 3 seasons. That’s fantasy gold.
15. Amar’e Stoudemire: New York basketball was built for Amar’e. In the form of Steve Nash, he has lost his Robin, but this Knicks team is begging for him. As I type, he is in Israel getting his Hebrew on. With Gallo playing the three man, AntRand sitting in the middle and Raymond Felton (a very misunderstood point guard) feeding him the ball, I’m excited for STAT this season. This fantasy team already has Dwyane Wade, and adding Amar’e creates that size advantage, building on Wade’s above average blocks for his position. For a big man who can give you 20/10 production, he doesn’t hurt you anywhere (2.6 turnovers, 77% FT in 09/10). He is definitely over his injury concerns after playing all 82 games last season.
16. Carmelo Anthony: Stephen Curry can do it all, so Melo is the perfect round two player who might not be much of an all round type of player, but knows how to make an impact in specific categories. Melo was a bonafide MVP candidate last season before Christmas. He is the purest scorer in the game, dropping a career high 28 points per game last season. His main strength is FT% (83% on 8.9 attempts). While some scorers struggle when their teams are slumping, Anthony is clutch when playing iso and lives for the big moments. Even if the Nuggets are up and down, like the end of last season, Anthony was still a staple for many fantasy champions. Curry and Anthony together allows this team to focus on big stats down the line.
17. Brook Lopez: The good things – Has never missed a game. Shoots 81% from the free throw line as a Center. Managed nearly 19 points per game despite the Nets only winning 12 games in 2009-10. The not so good – On a team full of nobodies, can only manage 13 shots per game. Blocked less shots in his second season despite playing 6 minutes more per game. Shot less than 50% from the field last season. This season is his for the taking, with a new coach and some good new teammates who will contribute to wins but won’t dominate the stats. In fantasy terms, that’s delicious. BroLo should be a 20/10 guy this season and because of his efficiency with the freebies, he is a rare type of player. Good centers are the hardest players to get. D-Will and Lopez are not going to take over the world this season, but you don’t win fantasy with your first two picks and this is a great start.
18. Rajon Rondo: When I first did this, Rondo was about 5 spots lower. But then I thought about it. What happens when you throw three old dudes together, with a sole focus on the playoffs, surround them by mid level talent and stop gaps (Hello Jermaine O’Neal) and try to keep it all together with an alien? The alien dominates. The only reason Rondo is not a top tier PG is his inability to hit free throws and he lack of three’s. However in the playoff’s last season, Rondo hit 37.5% from distance. I wouldn’t expect him to turn all Ray Allen on owners, but don’t be surprised when he has 2-3 per week. Who knows about his FT% though, that’s just rubbish. But as one of the highest rebounding point guards (4.4 per game) and near league leading thief (2.3 per game), he is a highly valued guard. Plus, he still has upside as the rest of his team will continue to fall off as they age. Perfect fit for Gasol if you follow the point guard/power forward strategy. Always remember, point guards who can’t shoot three’s is not the end of the world as so many experts think as three’s is one of the easiest categories to pick up in the latter rounds and on the waiver wire.
19. Josh Smith: A lot of players don’t like Josh Smith. But last season he turned a significant corner. Not only did he play 81 games, but he stopped taking three pointers. This was his biggest weakness and as a result, his FG% was over 50 last season. He does the dirty work (1.6 steals, 2.1 blocks) which many others don’t, but doesn’t suffer in the more voluminous categories (15.7 points, 8.7 boards). He is consistently bad at free throws, but with Danny Granger on board, there should be no issues here. Smith is the perfect second round option at this stage as he helps out nearly everywhere for a SF/PF. As a bonus, he had a career high 4.2 assists per game last season.
20. Al Jefferson: This is probably the first real reach. Jefferson is an unknown quantity at this point in time. He disappointed oh so many owners last season and I would be surprised to see him at this position in most drafts. But that unknown factor is also a bucket load of potential upside. In his first two seasons at the T’Wolves, he averaged 20+/10+ with blocks, steals and a healthy FT% to boot. The Jazz places him with one of the best point guards in the league which he has never experienced before, and while he will still be undersized, he is the best Center left on the board. Building on Bryant’s foundation for this team, Jefferson is a legitimate first tier center when healthy, which is hopefully all season.
21. Jason Kidd: I’m a bit wary of drafting two team-mates 1st and 2nd, but Kidd doesn’t really know how to stop. While there are reporters out of Dallas that he will be utilised less this season than those past, I’ll have to see it to believe it. He actually slightly increased his playing time and points per game last season. At 37, that’s impressive. He won’t score a ton, but that’s why Dirk is there. What he will do, hit the deep ball, dish out dimes, board and steal, are perfect for this spot. The more I think about it, the more these two tick every box when combined.
22. Chris Bosh: I’ve already written about Bosh and his potential here. You should be looking at 21/8 with a bunch of efficiency which I believe justifies this spot. He is a solid PF/C, missing only blocks as a facet of his game. Chris Paul and Chris Bosh is text book point guard/power forward strategy. Easy to consolidate around in future rounds and very hard to match up against. While quite conservative (and some would say boring), it is virtually risk free if injuries do not present.
23. Brandon Roy: This is first round talent stuck in a fragile body which scares off most owners. While I took him at 13 last year, probably a tad too soon, this year he is in free fall. But ask yourself what has changed? No new team-mates. No change in coach. This season’s Portland team is very similar to last years and that means Roy is a fantasy sneak if you can stomach the risk involved with the injury factor. With LBJ doing everything known to man on a basketball court, Roy will complement and extend this across nearly all categories. He is Kobe-light, but without the guarantee of 82 games.
24. Tyreke Evans: Durant is a hard pick to match up with, but if you go first, you get the benefit of double dipping at the 24/25 spot. So I’ve done the easy thing and picked the best available player. I’ll leave it up to Jason to really complement these two players with a third awesome option. I’ve seen predictions for Evans as high as 12 (!) but I still think he has a long way to go fantasy-wise. He might even fall back a step or two this season. DeMarcus Counsins will take some offense, as will the development of other young players on the roster, such as Omri Casspi. I don’t doubt Evan’s talent, just that with a roster which is getting pretty crowded, it looks like he will have to share the ball move this season. That said, great value at #24 and will fit like a glove with KD to cover all the bases.
So, to finish up. Durant/Evans, LBJ/Roy, CP3/CB4, Dirk/Kidd, Kobe/Jefferson, Granger/J Smoove, Gasol/Rondo, D-Will/Lopez, S Curry/Melo, Wade/Amar’e, Wallace/Howard and Nash/David Lee.
Over to you Jason…
Kevin Durant, John Salmons and Zaza show the world how it’s done
Headlines
1. The only question surrounding Kevin Durant and the Thunder at the moment are how far they will go in the playoffs. KD dropped 37, 8 boards, a perfect 15 from the line with 2 treys, a steal and only 2 turnovers. While the Celtics aren’t exactly what they used to be (sidenote: Kevin Garnett should be more like John Salmons when it comes to talking about the refs as well), Durant had a nearly common place performance which in itself is jaw-dropping. The campaign for a #1 pick in fantasy 2010-11 grows with everyday.
2. John Salmons. Apparently that whole period in Chi-Town was just a super long slump. Against the best team in the league, Salmons had 28 points, 7 assists, 5 boards, 3 triples and was a perfect 7 from the stripe. This man was obviously meant to play for Scott Skiles.
3. You know your in trouble when Zaza Pachulia has a double-double (his first in a season +). The Lakers it seems have dropped off the planet lately. In some aspects, they are downright hurting fantasy teams. Over the last five games, Kobe is 16-23 from the free throw line and averaging 4.4 turnovers, Lamar is shooting 41.5% and Ron-ron is an abysmal 4-22 from downtown. They have lost 3 of these games and look extremely shaky heading into April.
In Depth – O.J Mayo
Mayo’s volume stats have hardly moved an inch from rookie year to sophomore year. Normally, this would be cause for concern for NBA teams but Mayo is doing all the right things at the moment and in the recent past has been putting up some solid numbers for owners. With Zach Randolph and Marc Gasol performing well above average, the fact that Mayo has maintained his excellent rookie start has been impressive.
On the season, he has increased his field goal percentage by .022, a not insignificant increase. He has decreased his turnover rate by 0.6 per game. This are extremely good signs heading into the future as in fantasy he will make his name as a volume shooter and the two things which kill value there are low FG% and any notion of an above-average turnover rate.
In his past five games, he is averaging more than 20 points per game, 2 triples, over 5 rebounds and 3 assists. This is especially handy if you dump assists, as he is PG eligible but still fills it up. Next season, depending on what happens with Rudy Gay, could be a very significant one for Mayo.
Stockwatch
Obviously it’s playoff time and many leagues have stopped trading etc, but this would be in an ideal world.
Buy: Tyreke Evans. The kid is on an absolute tear. He has turned into a consistent triple-double threat, averaging 8.2 boards and 8.7 assists in his last 7 games. Scary good. He has already placed himself in serious early round chatter for drafting next year.
Sell: Jason Maxiell. Despite blowing away opponents for the last month and playing big minutes, his shine is now gone. Ben Wallace has returned to the lineup. Against Miami today, he had 4 minutes and 0 everything.
Hold: Jason Terry. While he exploded today for 29 points in 40 minutes, JET has been up and down recently and cannot be trusted. He is 8 from 23 from deep and depending on what Coach Carlisle thinks, he might get anywhere from 20 to 40 minutes per night.
Forecast
The Hawks play a maximum 6 games over the final playoff game for fantasy and that means Josh Smith, as his put back dunks and recent all round magic have demonstrated already, is in for a monster last effort. ATL is chasing that 3rd seed to avoid the Cavs early so shouldn’t go easy unlike some teams to end the season. Basketball Monster has him as the projected 6th most productive fantasy player next week but I think he’ll top that with some big performances in some massive games for playoff implications including Milwaukee, Cleveland, Charlotte and Toronto. Washington and Detroit will be plain ugly to watch though. All those doubting Tom’s at the season’s start have surely been proven wrong. If you want Smoove on your team next year, you will have to be extremely early to lock him up.
Around the league
A Stern Warning interviews the dudes who made SonicGate
Some quality tweets from NBA players
Breaking down Celtic Shoes
This is Hilarious. Ray Allen, green fog and a collection of awesome songs. What more could you want? (For the best song, scroll through to the 2 minute mark)
GiveMeTheRock with their take on Wednesday’s game
Hardwood on some Celtics talk and KG swearing



