The Triple Double Threat
There are many things in fantasy basketball which light a fire in my belly. Brook Lopez, Greg Oden’s blocks per36, Kevin Martin at the free throw line. All delicious, all the time. But there is something even greater than all of those put together and that is the player who earns the right to be called a Triple-Double Threat (TDT). The TDT is a mysterious individual. Sometimes short, sometimes slow. Sometimes he will appear from nowhere, dazzle with his talents and then disappear for weeks on end. Now they are not the be all and end all of Fantasy ball, but 10+ in three different categories is something to behold and has the ability to totally swing a game week for the better.
For the 2010-11 Fantasy Basketball Season, there are some old timers, some new players and some surprises who could become the next TDT. They include;
Jason Kidd: Old Man River used to be the ultimate Triple Double machine. But last season, he topped out only twice. Reason? He couldn’t score enough baskets to reach 10 points. Kidd reached double digits 4 times in Boards and Assists without making it to 10 points. Poor effort on his behalf, but it shows he still has the fire within him to be a true TDT. Personally, I prefer my threats to be a bit bigger, a bit scarier and a more angry. Kidd fits none of these categories at all. Plus, he plays with Dirk. I bet that locker room is a barrel of laughs.
Rajon Rondo: The little green alien is the man these days when it comes to potential TDT. He had two triple-doubles in the playoffs alone last season, to go with his 2 from the regular season. However there were another four times last season when he was less than 3 combined boards/assists away from a triple-double. Did you hear that the Celtics aged even more during the off-season, except for their point guard? All this means more stats, more speed and more everything from the little guy. The TDT title is his to lose at this point, which is admittedly 8 weeks before the season even starts.
Andre ‘Don’t call me Iggy’ Iguodala: If you have to tell people to stop calling you something, you are a bit of a joke. AI9 as he prefers to be called (seriously?!) might not have actually accrued a trip-doub last season but was a constant threat, an important part of the TDT make up. Despite averaging 5.8 assists per game, Iggy only managed to break the 10+ assists four times in 2009-10. That means that, a) he is very consistent with his assists, and b) he is angry at me for calling him Iggy. With Evan Turner on board, together with the evolution of Jrue Holiday, I think his prospects for more stat stuffing triple-doubles might have diminished, however he can be the token guy who always makes a list like this.
Dwight Howard: D12 is the first player to make the list for something other than the stock standard points/boards/assists combo. The big fella doesn’t quite have the touch to rack up the assists, so instead uses two hands every night to count his blocks. Like Iggy before him, Howard didn’t actually manage a triple-double last season, but he did block 7+ shots four times, giving himself every chance. I’d love to see the big man do it as his smile would be wide enough to cover Stan Van Gundy’s belly.
Stephen Curry: As mad dog Nelson continues to bark orders which his players ignore, Stephen Curry continues to amass gigantic totals of everything. Lots of people used to get on board Chris Paul to get a quad-doub (4 categories with double digits for you mathematically challenged ball junkies), but my money is on Curry. The man steals a ball quicker than Iguodala falls over, which is very quickly. That said, Curry only actually achieved one trip-doub last season, so he is still a fair way from going to even greater heights.
Terrence Williams: T-Will is the next big thing in New Jersey, which is to say, he is relatively small fry to the rest of us. But man can the kid ball. When given the opportunity at the end of last season, he averaged 14 points, 7 boards and 6 assists over 7 games in April. The dude is a smooth operator who will surprise many this season with his ability to create stats from nowhere. A true sophomore TDT.
Boris Diaw: It pains me to put him alongside these other players but according to Hoopedia, he is “He is lauded for his unselfish, but assertive play, and his versatility also makes him a triple-double threat”. I have never seen anyone laud him for his assertive play, but whatever. They go on for a whole paragraph about his previous triple-doubles. There is another reason he makes this list. In 2008-09, he had a pretty nice stat line of 14/7/7/7… until you realise that one of those 7′s was his turnovers. Perhaps the only player in the league who is able to threaten a negative trip-doub, that being 10+ turnovers.
Some of these players are highly regarded first round picks in fantasy ball, others are just drifting along hoping you will pick them up so they can reach for that elusive goal of becoming a TDT.
(For the record, I know LBJ is probably going to average a triple-double this season. He is also a dick, thus gets no love)
Fantasy Basketball 2010: The First Round Dilemma Pt. 3
In this final part of our series, I’m going to glance at something many people shy away from because it looks too ghastly and unworkable. He’s heavy and he ain’t my brother… Dwight Howard ladies and gentlemen! In the Yellow corner, we have Pau Gasol, who despite being beaten over the head by my big stick when I was angry last week, has kindly agreed to show up again (for more beating). After reading all those Roto biased lists around the mainstream fantasy sites, you might already be blinking. How can we compare these two? Well, let me tell you. A well constructed team built around Howard will wipe the floor with most of the crud other people try and compete with. This is Head to Head ONLY. Remember that before you start ranting.
(Please note that this post is being written to this song on loop, so excuse me for the bad language)
Let me put it out right out there. I’ve never drafted Dwight Howard and might never do so. However, this isn’t about that. This is about if someone held a gun to your head and said “Howard or Gasol?”, what your answer would be (after clarifying that it wasn’t Marc Gasol because that is sensible). H2H fantasy basketball allows you do dump categories. Categories. Plural. My advice with Howard? Give yourself a competitive advantage and dump TOs along with FT%. This means instead of worrying about people cramping your style with their 3.5 turnovers per game (hello Monta Ellis), you can pick people well before other people even start considering them. Let me explain. You want to pick Stephen Jackson but you know people will laugh at you if you do it before the 4th round. However if you take out his FT% and his TOs, Jackson was ranked #34 last season. So go ahead and take him with your late 3rd round pick. No-one else is willing because he doesn’t conform to their standards of what ’3rd round value’ is, but he suits you perfectly with Dwight.
I know Dwight, I can't even believe we are debating this...
So, now we’ve established the way forward after we pick Howard, why should we pick Howard? Because quite simply, he has been a top 3 Fantasy H2H player in the last two seasons if you remove his FT% and TOs. That’s a pretty good reason right there. With league leading numbers in both boards and blocks, together with a pretty wicked FG%, you can literally bank those categories as long as you don’t pick like David Khan for the remainder of the draft. In some unsolicited advice, here are a list of players who go great with Howard – Rajon Rondo, Andre Iguodala, Josh Smith, Stephen Jackson, Tyrus Thomas (god love him), Tim Duncan, Andrew Bogut, Rudy Gay, Trevor Ariza, Antwan Jamison, Lamar Odom, Blake Griffin and my personal favourite, Andris Biedrins. Sure, most of them are big guys who have trouble with their FT% but you can also trade target guards who are apparently having trouble with their stroke and steal them with lower value players than would otherwise be necessary. Drafting Howard is a great option. But that’s only Part A. Part B is where it all succeeds or collapses in a massive pile of horse crud. On Howard personally, can I just say I also think you will see an uptick in his FT% this season, per offsetting his absolute negative status as a FT% killer. Further, his offensive game gets better every off season and eventually he is going to pull it all together. Remember: He is 25 years old and hasn’t even entered the prime of his career.
I’ve actually tried very hard to like Pau Gasol. He played for years on a pretty average franchise. He did it with esteem and pride. He was not a dick when it came to winning. But despite this, I just don’t like the guy. Call me a hater, but that’s just the way I am. Recognising these facts, I’ll try to stick to the objective truth.
My favourite Pau Gasol picture ever.
Essentially, my argument boils down to this (in the post below about Pau Gasol):
Over the past three seasons with the Lakers, his FG% has steadily dropped from a high of 59% to 53% last season.
You know what I don’t like? A PF/C whose FG% drops consistently over 150 games with the same club. It’s just not very nice. What can we expect this year? Slightly less of everything. Gasol has a career average rebound per game of 9.0. Last season, he averaged 11.3. Yes he did play very well, but can we expect this again from a man who turned 30 in the offseason? Perhaps. But perhaps not. Can we expect his points to be maintained at such a high rate while the Lakers try and develop Andrew Bynum, who only just turned 23? Perhaps. Perhaps not. Will he play more than 75 games after missing 35 over the past three seasons? You know the rest by now. This is what is clear: Gasol is a first round draft pick in the vast majority of leagues. He is a very good fantasy player. He scores, boards, blocks and passes better than any other big man plus he is efficient. But with Gasol, at least in my eyes, you are unsure about his ability to turn it on, week after week, in a fashion that I want my big man to.
The end result? If you are not willing to punt categories, then Gasol is your man by a country mile. However Dwight Howard can be a very successful fantasy pick, even more so if you surround him by other players whose value increases by ignoring their faults. Relatively, it’s riskier – but hot damn, it’s exciting.
Endnote: I realise by putting in a photo with Pau Gasol and a Llama, I am probably not doing him justice. Sue me. If you want a Pau Gasol love blog, you can read all about it here.
C’mon man!
Real quick. ESPN and Yahoo have updated their draft lists and I want to make some mocking observations from my high horse.
I don’t know what Greg Oden did to the ESPN fantasy basketball guys, but he is languishing at #148. Sure, they might not have appreciated his special pictures in their editorial meeting, but this is craziness. If Oden isn’t off your board by #110, your league is adverse to being good. I’ve said it. There you go. Everyone knows he is a risk of breaking a leg again, but if last season with Tyreke Evans and Steph Curry taught us anything at all, it’s that risks are worth taking, especially in the 12th round. I do like T-Will and Anthony Morrow moving up, kudos and Darren Collison at #36 seems a tad high but a gamble, and I love that. We still don’t know if this is for Roto or H2H, or the categories. Please ESPN overlord, grace us with your knowledge.
Yahoo have gone with the old, chuck 4 people’s opinions in together and hope it makes a sensible list. I don’t know if this works particularly well. Example: When Mr Behrens (who I always pronounce in my head Biedrins) picks Derrick Rose at number 18 (I love Rose but 18?!) and everyone else leaves him out of their top 40. Who do I trust here? Anyway, their list is based on 9 cat Roto leagues which explains Howard’s position at #34. Other oddities. Biedrins has Amar’e at #22, Matt Buser has a man crush on Jason Kidd (#16) and Brandon Furston believes Brook Lopez is first round material. Overall, I think it’s a good representation of views and an interesting read. The best bit is that they dig into the top 30 of each position.
Fantasy Basketball 2010: The First Round Dilemma Pt. 2
Last week we checked out the argument for D Wade or Steph Curry in the first round. Given that I then went ahead and trashed my own advice in my first mock draft of the season (taking Curry at 9 and watching Wade go at 10), I don’t know how much stock you should put into the whatever ends up on the lines below. This time round, I think we’ll go with Danny Granger and Kobe Bryant.
Imma put it right out there and say on past form, it’s pretty hard to split these two. Kobe gives you better points, assists and FG%, while Granger has better threes, FT%, blocks and turnovers. The difference it split nearly down the line on boards and steals. Kobe has shown a capacity to play more games per season and that’s why he has tended to be a higher draft pick in the past. But here at weaksidehelp we are all about the future. Kobe was 32 last week. Granger is a relative punk, at just 27. Both first round picks? Yeah OK. But who do you want on your team this season?
Kobe Bryant has never been the fantasy darling of the NBA world. If it wasn’t KG hogging the limelight, it was LeBron James. Now it’s Kevin Durant. Bryant might be the toughest SOB on the court every night but his fantasy production is more akin to a reliable old clock, rather than knockout boxer who lands the massive blows. After playing every game of the 2007-08 and 2008-09 seasons, his broken finger gave him grief last year and he missed 9 games. However the most worrying sign for mine is that despite playing 4.6% more time per game last season than the season before, his stats flatlined. I know Kobe ain’t no standard Shooting Guard, but my senses start sensing when a shooters FG% dips, their 3FG% dips together with a significant increase in turnovers (0.6 more per game). Given the increase in playing time, there should have been a bigger jump in points (0.2), boards (0.2), assists (0.1) and steals (0.1) per game. With his usage up but production stagnant, it’s a nasty sign that the efficiency meter has been switched and the dreaded curse of 1000+ games has set in. I’m not going to write him off and I would still prefer 25/5/5 than a kick in the face, but at the same time, I’m actually worried that his form will continue to slide for fantasy purposes. Steve Blake will be running the point with flair. Matt Barnes will relieve pressure on the other end. In my eyes, it all points to Kobe still being Kobe, but just at a slightly reduced rate and a slightly reduced efficiency. There should be minimum 5 other players ahead of him on draft boards and then there are a whole bunch of 50/50 calls which will swing depending on the individual.
Danny Granger needs to learn how to stay on the court. This wouldn’t even be a discussion if Granger had managed to play 75+ games in the last two seasons. But the fact is, he has missed 35 games over that span of time. That’s a bunch of games to miss as many a fantasy owner will tell you (lesson: if you hear the words “When I took Granger at #4 ahead of Durant last season…”, switch off because the idiot doesn’t know what they are talking about). His reputation is soft as butter. That said, he has a new point guard who actually knows what to do (see you later Earl Watson), Troy Murphy has departed for greener pastures and the young turks of Hibbert, Hansborough and Rush have developed a little more. All of these things point to the Pacers being more competitive this year which I think means good things for his production. No more 4th quarter benchings. Granger becomes the man when it’s tight, which should be more often. His FG% rockets up because he isn’t playing with crud and doesn’t resort to bombing7.1 threes per game (!), basically giving up. I think Granger will be 26/6 this season, with 2.5+ threes, and a real threat for 2.5+ steals/blocks. If his turnovers stay where they are (2.5) and his percentages nudge up, it’s all gravy. Obviously by now you realise I am picking Granger over Kobe for my drafts but let me finish with this.
The answer to this question really sums up what sort of person you are when you play fantasy basketball. You have two choices with pretty similar outcomes statistically based. One has more upside but comes packaged with the greater risk (Granger) while the other has been producing the same high standard for a long time and even factoring in a slight decrease, is still great value at the right spot. I wouldn’t begrudge anyone taking Kobe over Granger but it probably does mean you are slightly conservative with your drafting and don’t like to have any fun (that’s a joke people, chill out). If you take Granger, you are basically a sucker for punishment. You know he misses a bucketload of games but you crave that challenge. Good luck to you my friend.
Fantasy Basketball pop quiz
Did you know that last season, according to Basketball Monster rankings in 9 cat leagues, Kobe Bryant was ranked 13th?! That’s right, just in front of Troy Murphy and sitting pretty behind Chris Bosh. Were owners who took him at the 4 spot last season happy with that return? Probably not. He did fade off with his broken finger but no excuses here! Give that he is one year older, that the Lakers finally have a point guard who can actually be a point guard when required instead of hitting one big shot every 4 playoff games and the fact that Andrew Bynum is going to destroy everyone in his path this year, I would wait on Kobe a little bit longer than normal this draft. If you have a thing for Kobe, he will still produce but I’m going to call his decline into 2nd round value a permanent thing this coming season. Think a 2008-09 Paul Pierce. Get’s it done when required but suffers overall.
Did you know that Larry Sanders for the Bucks averaged 3.2 blocks per game at Summer League? Sure, it’s SL but still, that is pretty epic. And as the news reports of Andrew Bogut sink in, you can be certain that Coach Skiles will give up some minutes for the big rookie. In his third and final year at VCU, he was a 14 and 9 guy with 2.6 blocks per game. He has the size and college experience to make a fantasy impact from the get go. A real steal in the very late rounds or straight off the waiver (but be quick!) as your season gets going. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a Ben Wallace type of season from last year, lots of boards and blocks but not much on the offensive end. He also shows a flash of outside shooting ability, shown by his willingness to shoot the deep ball (1.2 attempts per game in Summer League).
Did you know that Charlie Villanueva is a freaking chump and you should not touch him with a 10 foot pole? I don’t care what anyone says about him going in the late rounds, you ask any owner from last year what they think of him and then go and look at the Pistons roster and you will find your answers. Greg Monroe, Austin Daye and my boy Jonas Jerebko are all young developing talent who could actually prove to be good players, unlike the ridiculously over paid chump who wears the number 31. I would prefer to pick no-one in the 13th round and wait to fill my spot after the first games of the season than have Charlie V sitting on my bench.
Finally, did you know that Yahoo Fantasy NBA has opened up for 2010? Bookmark it just over here. It’s actually only about 8 weeks till the season starts. Hot damn and I haven’t even done a prelim ranking list yet. Better get onto that. The front page tells me I finished 10th in the GMTR readers league and 2nd in the Self Esteem League. 2010 is the start of a dynasty, I can feel it in my bones. Hot tips: Tiago Splitter, Ray Felton and Yao Ming.
I’m in fBasketballBlog’s mock draft tomorrow morning so next up I’ll post some thoughts on good picks, bad picks and just downright crazy picks (I’m looking at you Doneycat)
OH! And before I forget. Is Fantasy Sports Insurance the greatest thing ever? Or am I just delusional?
Mock drafting FTW
If anyone out there wants to participate in a mock fantasy draft tonight, hit up the link below and follow the prompts. As I type, there are five spots left. Thanks to fBasketballBlog for setting it up.
I promise to amaze with ridiculous picks which will blow your mind with awesomeness. Then again, it is a mock draft and everyone has upside… even Greg Oden.
http://www.fbasketballblog.com/2010/08/25/mock-draft-thursday-aug-26-815-p-m-edt/
New Fantasy Pastures: Leandro Barbosa and the Toronto Raptors
I was trying to produce something super fancy just now to amaze people but the last hour of my life was lost in a simple coding mistake. It’ll have to wait. Instead, let’s look keep looking at a few individual players. While Pau Gasol didn’t far too well in our attempt at character assassination, we are going to become a bit more positive and check out Leandro Barbosa who in the summer has shifted from the fantasy friendly beaches of Phoenix to the chilly shores of Toronto.
He may not be as fast as he once was, but things are definitely going to improve for LB and the Raptors.
Barbosa has always been able to score the ball, especially as his whole NBA career has been with the Suns. At his peak, Barbosa was a FreeDarko favorite who transcended the game. In 2006-07 he averaged 20 points, 4 assists and 2.6 threes. This was his high point (and the Suns) and since then, there has been a lot left to be desired. So much so, that last season he was pretty invisible, playing in 44 games but only managing 18 minutes and 9 points per game. This had much to do with the build up of young talent at the Suns such as Dragic and Dudley as his injuries which wouldn’t seem to leave him alone. Should fantasy minds be thinking he is a super injury risk after missing 38 games last season and 12 the season before that? Well he is playing in the FIBA World Champs next month and just yesterday put in a pretty solid effort against the Australian team (29 minutes, 14 points /2 threes). The campaign for the national team should actually put owners at ease as it puts some playing time into his game and ensures he should be ready for the NBA come October. It worked for Dwyane Wade in 2008 and there is no reason why it can’t work for Leandro in 2010.
But will the move to Toronto actually be any good for his fantasy game? We hear a lot about the Raptors and their inability to do much at all. Apart from Chris Bosh and sometimes Andrea Bargnani, not much happens north of the border. Jose Calderon is hot then so very cold. Hedo couldn’t make it work. Lots of bit players split stats (Jack, DeRozen, Johnson) but never are able to make a solid contribution which is worth anything other than a waiver wire pick up. They did have the 5th most points in the league last season, but that is very deceptive as their pace factor was a mid range 13th. They rank last in defense which is a serious disgrace when teams like the Wizards and Nets are around. From this, we can pretty conclusively draw that there is no real ‘Toronto’ factor at work unless it is a detrimental one.
However, the optimist within me really likes Barbosa this season. He should be the starting two guard but can always be the 6th man like he was at the Suns. The Raptors do get the ball up and down the floor as witnesses with their scoring. Calderon and Jack aren’t exactly leading the way, so there should also be times where Barbosa becomes the general on the floor. He has shown in the past he can pass, but it’s questionable if he wants to play that role. I can see more than a few highlight reels appearing involving him and either Weems or DeRozen as those kids have some serious hops and with the Brazilian Blur flying down the wings, at least the Toronto crowd might get a little excited at times. LB is not going to set the world on fire but he is going to make an impact. I’d pencil him in for 14-15 points, 3.5 assists and a solid source of threes. He will also chip in with steals and has a pretty decent FT% but only gets to the line max 3 times per game. It’s not going to blow your mind but there is also the chance he thrives in Toronto and becomes a serious player. God knows the Raps are in need of some help and icons. And if nothing else, when you draft him in the appropriate round, you can share with your friends this link, one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen.
Others aren’t so keen on him. GMTR says “Expect Barbosa to average in the neighborhood of 25-27 minutes a game with about 15 points with 1.5 threes a game”. FantasyBasketballDaily, “He was traded to Toronto, but finds himself in a crowded guard rotation with Jose Calderon, Jarrett Jack, Linas Kleiza and DeMar DeRozan”. I think he will play 30+ minutes and really settle into life alongside some pretty average players. He is quick and can do his own thing.
Draft range: 62 (earliest) – 90 (latest, only if you play in a league which thinks missing 10 games is akin to playing for the Clippers)
Getting Deep
I was trying to explain fantasy basketball to people in the real world today at work. Despite the fact my lovely co-worker thinks my Kevin Durant poster is the portrayal of a soccer player, there were genuine signs of interest which I did not expect and questions which I have never really thought of seriously before. “Why do you pick players?”. “Why do so many people play?”. “American basketball and not Australian?”. I thought I’d tackle these at a more meta-level today than projecting about why unruly Spanish players deflate me.
Apart from the easy answer to the third question, we’ll cover the first two here and perhaps as the season approaches closer in the future, try and find some more existential fantasy basketball questions.
Why do you pick players?
Standard response: to make a team and verse other players in the league.
More appropriate answer: To compete, while also enjoying the NBA in a method which requires a different perspective on basketball. Your average Miami Heat fan might like to prance around in their D Wade jersey, talk about the glory days of early summer in 2006 and drop names like Voshon Lenard to prove their worthiness as fans after the arrival of Chris Bosh and LeBron. You know what I think? Stuff Voshon Lenard. I don’t give two hoots about your backwater, mediocre, should have been a bench player their whole career franchise love child. While I might read stuff like this about John Starks and think “Wow, that’s neat” (sidenote: that’s the best article I have read in a long time), I really don’t live for stories like that or players like that within a franchise environment which pines for success and fame. I want to compete. Most of all, I want to compete against people I know, over things we love talking about for hours on end. I’ll admit I do have an interest in Boston after the arrival of the big three (the bandwagon was fun, less so now) as well as the Knicks after visiting New York over last winter. But my favorite icon of the NBA at present?* Kevin Durant. This is no love affair with his work ethic or his commitment to a small town team (although it’s admirable). It’s his commitment to my fantasy basketball team over the past two seasons. This is perhaps blasphemous to a ‘basketball purist’ but you can take your Voshon and stuff it. I’ll still be shooting hoops with my Durant jersey simply because that’s how I can relate to him and let me tell you, it’s awesome, especially when he drops 15 points in a quarter and the emails start flowing. To get the most out of this game, you don’t just pick players, you pick persona’s and everything which comes with them.
* I say ‘at present’ because the single greatest thing about picking players is that there is always the next draft, the next season and the next team.
I was going to answer the next question as well but I think I have covered it already. I don’t know why I needed the write the above, but I think it is some personal justification for the amount of time I spend reading basketball blogs in August. So, to some links!
The amazing Dan Gilbert gives us the Cleveland Cavaliers
King of Hoops lays out the All ‘why cant you do that’ team
Josh Childress – You snooze, you lose
The best Small Forwards in the game from Fantasy Basketball Daily
Things are pretty slow around the NBA at the moment. Hopefully things pick up after the World Championships as we move into pre-season. More rankings and first round stuff coming up later this week.
Why Pau Gasol is no fantasy of mine…
(I would skip this post if you; a) like the Lakers, b) like Pau Gasol, or c) think that fantasy analysis should be based solely on statistics and not subjective, whiny opinion about dopey, annoying PF/C’s)
It’s time for some explaining. Below are Gasol’s numbers for last season:
18.3 points, 11.3 boards, 3.4 assists, 1.7 blocks, 0.6 steals, 53.6% FG on 13 attempts and 79% FT on 5.6 attempts. He also commits 2.2 turnovers per game because he is a sucker. Anyway, as any fantasy guru will tell you, these are some pretty impressive numbers. In fact, nearly everyone agrees that this year he is a automatic first round pick.
I am here to try and show to you in some round about, semi logical, almost irrational way why you should not waste your precious picks on Pau Gasol in the first round.
This picture is evidence for points one and three (copyright: Rolling Stone Magazine)
1) Pau Gasol is not interesting. Try and stay with this because it’s important. Gasol will very often, as witnessed by his averages, drop a pretty sizable double-double. However it will be the most drib drab 18 and 12 you have ever seen. Post move, tip in, 6 foot jumper, tip in… repeat. Running the triangle is not the most forceful way to enliven your audience. What do you really want from your first round pick apart from top draw stats? You want to be amazed at least once a week at a box score which goes BANG (scroll to Rondo) and leaves you bedazzled. You want to be able to say to yourself, after your 2nd, 3rd and 4th round picks all shoot 43% and collect a combined 27 points between them, that it’s OK because your bomb diggy first round pick is still playing on the West Coast tonight and he is going to drop 40. Here are a list of players that can drop 40; LeBron, Wade, Chris Paul, Deron Williams, Dirk, Kobe, Amar’e, Steph Curry, Danny Granger and Melo. Pau Gasol does not make that list despite his stats and he never will. I know points aren’t everything, but when someone scores a bucket load of points, you can say hello to minimum three categories (points, FG%, FT%) and probably others because of the effort which will require those points (steals, threes).
2) Pau Gasol is soft. Yes he is and don’t try and think otherwise. He gets pushed around by bigger centers and power forwards. He falls to the ground. He misses games. Recount; 17 last season, 16 in 2007-08, 23 the year before that. In all, that’s 57 in 4 seasons. Yuck. That’s Dwyane Wade before the 2008 Olympics bad. That’s Danny Granger bad. Just think, you should now know that Andrew Bogut is probably going to miss about 4 weeks of the season (and it could be many more). Let’s say he does miss 4 weeks and about 15 games. Suddenly, he isn’t that third round pick everyone was talking about and it’s hello at pick 55. With Gasol, you don’t have the luxury of being able to plan around it because you don’t know when it’s going to come… and it will come. With Gasol, you know that Odom and Bynum will be there to ease back into it. With Gasol, you know that things will go slowly because he is on a contender and they don’t rush things like this. If you want some more evidence of why you don’t want this guy on your team because you will cop too much abuse from your friends when SportsCenter roles around, see here and flick to the 26 second mark.
3) Pau Gasol is a dick. He called out Kobe Bryant despite being infinitely inferior. He has a disgusting shaggy beard/haircut. I just needed to get this off my chest before we move on.
4) Pau Gasol cannot play as well as last season again. This one is the most important argument for fantasy in 2010-11. You might not agree here, but Andrew Bynum is going to pull it all together this season. The guy is a dead set beast and the Lakers will be feeding him the ball as much as possible this season. Gasol will see more rest as Theo Ratliff was signed for a reason. 37 minutes per game is too much and the Lakers reliance on him has been too great over the past two seasons. His struggles against the Celtics in the playoffs last season showcased the way to render his less effective and you can be sure that the rest of the Western Conference were watching. Over the past three seasons with the Lakers, his FG% has steadily dropped from a high of 59% to 53% last season. All of this points to the fact you can expect a drop off from Gasol this season. Not a massive one, but enough to suggest he is being slightly over-valued by the majority of fantasy speculators out there. Last year he was a late first rounder/early second round pick. Nothing has changed this year.
Let someone else worry about Pau Gasol and you enjoy some actual excitement with your first round pick.
